Shakespearean Spam
URGENT REQUEST FROM MOOR OF VENICE
O Hello !
I am a Moorish prince ! It is with heart full of hope &tragedye that I explain this tragedye.
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CAN I TRUST YOU?????
Dear friend,
I know this letter will definitely come as a surprise to you but I hope
you will keep reading
No, Thank YOU,
Dr. HenryIVpart2
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VENCEDOR - notificaзгo final::
SEU EMAIL (ENGLISH MAIL) ID ganhou (Ђ 450.000,00 ha’pennies) nas competiзхes internacionais de espanhol “El Gordo” loteria Email prкmio,
nъmeros da sorte e 9/11/13/24/43 Ref: ES/9420X2/68. NOTA: Este й um programa de loteria internacional, o aviso tenha sido traduзгo de Inglкs para Portuguкs, porque vocк й um vencedor. O contato Esclarecimento e procedimento: GARANHГO AGКNCIA RECLAMAЗГO MEGA
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