Megan Amram

Megan Amram

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Shakespearean Spam

URGENT REQUEST FROM MOOR OF VENICE

O Hello !

I am a Moorish prince !   It is with heart full of hope &tragedye that I explain this tragedye.

 

my wife Desideminna was killed with a stab &and I tragically cannotget in her will which left me many of her possessions: moneyes, whitescarves, whiches bramble. Please help me live wi/out the brambles by donating your pence !

 

I hereby agree to compensate your sincere effort with 20% of the funds, pay’d back in puffed crevats, greensleeves sheet musics&slaves. no  risk no    danger.contact my barrister @: t8wrguhisd-upon-Avon.

 

Best wishs,

Othello T. Smiths

 

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CONGRADULATIONS FROM THE CAPULETs!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Your eMAIL (which  of corse   means “ENGLISH MAIL” ) has been selected by the board of the Catapult household for entrance to our Romero&Juliette ~DREAM BALLET~.

 

only 14 lucky WHITE ACTORS have been  invited.to attend, please provide :

 

1. FULL NAMYE: ………………

2. RESIDENTIAL ADDRES: ……………………………

3. DATE OF BIRTHE: ………………………..

4. PIN NUMBER (NUMBER OF PINS YOU OWN): ………………………….

5. DATE OF FIRST CHILD’S DEATHE: ………………

6. NUMBER OF TIMES YOUVE HAD THE BLACK PLAGUE: ………………

7. FAVORIT TYME YOU HAD THE BLACK PLAGUE: ………………

8. OCCUPATION OF FAVORIT SLAVYE: ………………

9. QUEEN: ………………

10: FACTS NUMBER (NUMBER OF FACTS YOU KNOW ABOUT PINS): ………………

 

Thank you for your cooperation,

Lady Cpulat G.F. Aziz Bello

 

 

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Thank you!!!

Ladye Macbeth 8. Chang

 

 

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URGENT REQUEST**:

SHALL iCOMPARe THEE 2 A SUMMER’S DAY???????????????????

~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~

 

 

 

 

 

Send 2545375246y6 WEST INDIAN SLAVYES 2 CARDIFF O YES PLEAS

 

 

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CAN I TRUST YOU?????

 

Dear friend,

 

I know this letter will definitely come as a surprise to you but I hope

 

you will keep reading

 

 

No,  Thank YOU,

Dr. HenryIVpart2

 

 

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VENCEDOR - notificaзгo final::

SEU EMAIL (ENGLISH MAIL) ID ganhou (Ђ 450.000,00 ha’pennies) nas competiзхes internacionais de espanhol “El Gordo” loteria Email prкmio,

nъmeros da sorte e 9/11/13/24/43 Ref: ES/9420X2/68. NOTA: Este й um programa de loteria internacional, o aviso tenha sido traduзгo de Inglкs para Portuguкs, porque vocк й um vencedor. O contato Esclarecimento e procedimento: GARANHГO AGКNCIA RECLAMAЗГO MEGA

 

 

 

 

 

LOVE,

hamlet

 

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