Bad Adjectives To Use At A Wine Tasting
Curdled
Chubby
Shrimp-flavored
Like white wine but red
Boiling
Deep-dish
Circumcised
Like bad wine
Black
Tastes like what I had as a kid in the orphanage
Wife material
Like booze-gravy
Winey
Gay

Curdled
Chubby
Shrimp-flavored
Like white wine but red
Boiling
Deep-dish
Circumcised
Like bad wine
Black
Tastes like what I had as a kid in the orphanage
Wife material
Like booze-gravy
Winey
Gay
Godric I needed this today. I also need wine today. STAT.
I’d rather go to...wine tasting than work :(
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