Paula Deen’s Health Food Cookbook
Recently, Paula Deen has admitted that she’s had Type II Diabetes for years. Accordingly, she’s putting out a cookbook of healthy food. Here are some excerpts! FRUIT SALAD INGREDIENTS: 1 lb. bag of Skittles 3 cups ranch dressing DIRECTIONS: Mix well. Serve room temperature. - PAULA’S BROWN RICE INGREDIENTS: 1 pilaf white rice 1 bowl melted Junior Mints DIRECTIONS: Cover rice in...
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