February 2012
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January 2012
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Paula Deen’s Health Food Cookbook
Recently, Paula Deen has admitted that she’s had Type II Diabetes for years. Accordingly, she’s putting out a cookbook of healthy food. Here are some excerpts!
FRUIT SALAD
INGREDIENTS:
1 lb. bag of Skittles
3 cups ranch dressing
DIRECTIONS:
Mix well. Serve room temperature.
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PAULA’S BROWN RICE
INGREDIENTS:
1 pilaf white rice
1 bowl melted Junior Mints
DIRECTIONS:
Cover rice in...
Bad Adjectives To Use At A Wine Tasting
Curdled
Chubby
Shrimp-flavored
Like white wine but red
Boiling
Deep-dish
Circumcised
Like bad wine
Black
Tastes like what I had as a kid in the orphanage
Wife material
Like booze-gravy
Winey
Gay
