May 2011
3 posts
Upcoming Urban Outfitters Books
Hot Sad Girls With Gout
100 Recipes For Tea You Can Put Your Dick In
Where’s Waldo?: Coachella Edition
Indians Dressed Up As The Other Type Of Indians
Ronald Reagan Looking At Cameltoes
How To Quit Quitting Smoking
Girls With Bangs With Rosacea
4 Hipstamatic Pictures of Dead Stepmoms
Beardception: A Beard Within A Beard
Bomb-Ass Toddlers
This Is Not My Dentist
Mein Kampf And...
Vote For Me
Today I am announcing my candidacy for President of the United States. Yes, TODAY. The 12th day of May in the year 1 A.G. (After Ga’Hoole). Yes, THE UNITED STATES. You know, the one with that one state (Colorado, or maybe I am thinking of West Carolina). I believe we can return America to a country with superpower status and supermodel looks (example: add boobs to the Lincoln Memorial, add...
