April 2011
2 posts
Celebrity Fragrances
Get ready for a new batch of celebrity perfumes and colognes in 2011!
CELEBRITY: Donald Trump
TITLE: Firéëd (For Her)
SCENT: Musk, burnt orphans, a diamond shaped like a ruby, burnt eyelashes, crème, Obama’s Kenyan birth certificate, some slaves
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CELEBRITY: Guy Fieri
TITLE: Sweatin’ From My Crannies (For Her)
SCENT: Right moob sweat, upper thigh sweat, pot pies, Aorta sweat, Gogurt...
Sex & The Post-Apocalyptic Dystopian Landscape
(CARRIE, MIRANDA, CHARLOTTE, and SAMANTHA sit around a brunch table in a smoldering crater after the Apocalypse. They sip mimosa glasses filled with scarab beetles and blood. SAMANTHA is on fire.)
CARRIE: Ladies, have you ever noticed how hard it is to find a good man in this post-Apocalyptic dystopian landscape?!
MIRANDA: Have I ever!! It seems like all the good men are either taken or don’t have...
