March 2011
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Mar 20th
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Unpublished Shakespeare
Historians just discovered a bunch of previously unpublished Shakespearean manuscripts! The Bastard, The Wife, And The Whor’ Richard the Roman Num’ral’d The Snowpocalypse of Henry the Parch-Toothed the VXXXCCDXIIIXASSXIVIII My Dog Skip Snide Wives For A Farthing Snide Wives For A Farthing 2: Baby Geniuses Earth-Poplin Day The Whore and The Wife Richard, Just Plain Ol’ Richard!!!!! Antiochus’...
Mar 7th
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Dear Charlie Sheen
DEAR CHARLIE: I hope you can help with an etiquette question. Is it rude for me to ask for an extra invite to my friend’s wedding? – DONNA MURRAY, KANSAS CITY, KS DEAR DONNA: Donna. Donna. Or should I say, “Jew-Harpy Stephen Spielberg.” This is all about YOU isn’t it. You JEW-CLOWN, this is all about DONNA’S problems, what about Charlie’s problems?!?! Trick question, CHARLIE DOESN’T...
Mar 1st
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