February 2011
2 posts
Things To Do Before I Die
See Paris
See anything (I’m blind)
Swim WITHOUT dolphins for ONCE
Milk one of God’s lesser beasts (bat, eel, etc.)
Climb a mountain (acceptable types of mountains: hard rock candy, Brokeback)
Go back in time and go to Hitler and be like hey come on
Tickle a bat ;)
Finally ask out Rick (he is so cute, he makes Brad Pitt look ugly and/or like a bat!!)
Stay up all night to see the sunrise or at least...
Solo Valentine's Day
For a holiday invented by Mary Todd Lincoln and a yellow M&M according to this Wikipedia page on “Valentine’s Day” I just wrote, Valentine’s Day sure can be a drag. It just makes you feel so alone if you’re not lucky enough to have a significant other or committed conjoined twin (I only have a fraternal twin brother, but I stapled him to my body because I’m PROACTIVE). Anyway, I’ve heard...
