January 2011
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Chick Fight
Guy 1: Look at those chicks over there, dude. They’re getting in a huge pillow fight. Guy 2: Man, there is nothing hotter than two chicks fighting! I’m so proud to be a dude with a chick-fight boner! Guy 1: I prefer “boner-American”!!!! (high five like you’ve never seen before) Guy 2: I hear you about the chick fight, and the fact that one of the chicks is stuffing her pillow with knives and...
Jan 17th
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Cable TV
Get ready for these great upcoming new shows on your favorite cable TV channels in 2011! TLC Short AND Fat! Large Cupcakes!: Cupcakes The Size Of Full-Sized Cakes! Too Many Kids! Uh Oh, I Taxadermied My Stepson! Not Enough Kids! Kate Plus Some Muslims! (Miniseries) Sarah Palin’s Dog Show With Midgets Instead Of Dogs So It’s A MIDGET SHOW!   MTV 16 And Barren Made: I Want To Have Anemia Thanks...
Jan 4th
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