BIG ANNOUNCEMENT, LADIES AND MEN-LADIES: I’m giving away advance copies of my upcoming book “SCIENCE…FOR HER!” It’s like how I “gave away a free advance copy of my virginity” to my PE teacher in 7th grade!!
So, please preorder my book from Amazon, Barnes & Noble, Indiebound, iBooks, or any other brookseller that will take your order, and send a copy of your order confirmation and your mailing address to email@example.com for a chance to receive an advance promotional copy of the book, or who knows what else. I hope you have a lady-boner or a man-lady-boner for this offer!!