I’ve realized how selfish it is to hang onto my nudes when they could be bringing the world joy. That’s why, if you preorder my upcoming book “SCIENCE…FOR HER!” I will send you a HAND-DRAWN NUDE of myself, personalized with all my unique flaws and birthmarks, and nipples that run down both sides of my belly like a boar.
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